Sunday, July 7, 2013

book of the i couldnt stop i had to do another one


i couldnt decide wether the girl would be wearing a nerd t-shirt, a sleeveless button down or a crop top so BAM i made one of the most phenomenal top everrrrr. anyway i cant tell you enough how much fun i had doing this.

girls, you will need:

- skater skirt
- either a sleeveless button down, nerd/geek varsity font t-shirt or cropped top
- creepers
- obligatory bad "ombre" job that isnt really supposed to be called an ombre considering the absence of the gradiation effect. i dont know why you even try
- smack red lipstick on your face. no need for lip liner or concealer around the lips just smack it on like you mean it

guys:

- annoying voluminous back comb hair
- short sleeved button down with the sleeves folded
- 3/4 chinos
- boat shoes

and both will need

- an overpriced professional camera you dont really know how to use
- ozzy osbourne-esque shades or wayfarers
- moleskine
- an apple product
- canvas totebag with obligatory design as annoying as: a triangle, a moustache, cosmic/galaxy print, unicorn or whatever not.

and a finishing touch: tell everyone you are really different from everyone else, head to town expecting everyone else to not coincidentally dress like you, and respond to criticism with "you don't understand, i'm being myself"

my god, amirah, you are such a dick, you're so judgemental!!